[My therapist] asked me, “What’s the difference between boys and girls?” And I being a wise third grader - as all third graders are - said, “Nothing.” Laverne Cox (via fuckyeahlavernecox)

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thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

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nephilimgirlbooks:

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liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

I’m dying

So are they

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humorprince:

it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.

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GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

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radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

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Big kittens need love too! My cat gave birth to six kittens last night. At the same time, she adopted our 10-week-old kitten who needed a mother’s love
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memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

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THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
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amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.