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tokiosunset:

Important OTP question: which one sends cute good-morning texts and which one replies to them angrily because ‘it’s not even seven yet fuck off’?

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thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

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ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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For Whom the Pants Toll

wolfstarwarehouse:

Author: lorax
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 4,973

Summary:

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." (Or, when Remus is outed by a pair of singing underwear)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

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tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

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Musicals: A Summary

phantomofthemotherfuckingopera:

act one: ah yeah this musical is awesome, things could be better for some characters but yaknow, things are mostly pretty good

act two: EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO SHIT. LITERALLY EVERYTHING. I HAVE NO TEARS LEFT. WHO WOULD WRITE SUCH A TRAGEDY. WHY.

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supernaturalisadrug:

Titanic movie set

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How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed

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Jurassic Park, 1993 

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The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 

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Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set

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why does voldy have a nose

do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part

i expected a little more dedication s’all

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